There is nothing scarier than a storage facility. I guess that’s what the filmmakers thought when they decided to make a movie called The Hoarder. When Ella (Mischa Barton) suspects that her boyfriend is renting a secret storage unit to hide an affair, she and her best friend Molly (Emily Atack) decide to break into the facility. Instead of proof, she finds something even more terrifying. Sounds great doesn’t it? This looks like it may fall under the “so bad it’s good” category or just plain old bad. Film distributors seem to think it’s the latter and have not picked this one up so it has no release date at this moment. What a shame. I’ve personally enjoyed watching really bad movies every once in awhile.
The EIC of the coincidentally-named keithlovesmovies.com. A Canadian who prefers to get out of the cold and into the warmth of a movie theatre.