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Keith Noakes, Contributor at keithlovesmovies

The EIC of the coincidentally-named keithlovesmovies.com. A Canadian who prefers to get out of the cold and into the warmth of a movie theatre.
The Exorcist Pilot Recap

Now I haven’t seen the original The Exorcist but by now, everybody kind of knows what it’s about. This isn’t the first time TV has dealt with the idea of exorcisms this year as a little show called Outcast, created by The Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman, on Cinemax earlier this Summer. Outcast was my favorite new show this year because it had a lot more liberty, being on Cinemax. While the title of this...

The Magnificent Seven Review

Looking to mine for gold, greedy industrialist Bartholomew Bogue (Peter Sarsgaard) seizes control of the Old West town of Rose Creek. With their lives in jeopardy, Emma Cullen (Haley Bennett) and other desperate residents turn to bounty hunter Sam Chisolm (Denzel Washington) for help. Chisolm recruits an eclectic group of gunslingers to take on Bogue and his ruthless henchmen. With a deadly showdown on the horizon, the seven mercenaries soon find themselves fighting for more...

Storks Review

Storks Review

Keith NoakesSeptember 23, 2016n/a9 min

Storks deliver babies, or at least they used to. Now, they deliver packages for a global internet retail giant. Junior (Andy Samberg), the company’s top delivery stork, lands in hot water when the Baby Factory produces an adorable but wholly unauthorized girl. Desperate to deliver this bundle of trouble, Junior and his friend Tulip (Katie Crown), the only human on Stork Mountain, race against time to make their first baby drop before the boss (Kelsey...

Deepwater Horizon Early Review

Based on the true events that occurred on an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico on April 20, 2010, the story chronicles the courage of those who worked on the Deepwater Horizon and the extreme moments of bravery and survival in the face of what would become one of the biggest man-made disasters in world history.