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Keith Noakes, Contributor at keithlovesmovies

The EIC of the coincidentally-named keithlovesmovies.com. A Canadian who prefers to get out of the cold and into the warmth of a movie theatre.
Keanu Early Review

Recently dumped by his girlfriend, slacker Rell (Jordan Peele) finds some happiness when a cute kitten winds up on his doorstep. After a heartless thief steals the cat, Rell recruits his cousin Clarence (Keegan-Michael Key) to help him retrieve it. They soon learn that a thug named Cheddar (Method Man) has the animal, and he’ll only give it back if the two men agree to work for him. Armed with guns and a gangster attitude,...

Lincoln Fist Axe Warrior

If you ever imagined what Abraham Lincoln would look like in a retro Kung Fu film, this is your day as this is now a reality, or at least now we have a trailer. The Youtube channel Mashable Watercooler has made a pretty ingenious retro-style Kung Fu movie trailer. For this trailer, they cut footage of both recent Lincoln films, Lincoln and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. They were used to juxtapose the younger Lincoln (Benjamin...

Precious Cargo Early Review

After a botched heist, Eddie (Bruce Willis), a murderous crime boss, hunts down the seductive thief named Karen (Claire Forlani) who failed him. In order to win back Eddie’s trust, Karen recruits her ex-lover and premier thief named Jack (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) to steal a cargo of rare precious gems. But when the job goes down, allegiances are betrayed and lines are crossed as Jack, Karen, and Eddie face off in a fateful showdown. *synopsis courtesy...

It’s Almost Here (X-Men: Apocalypse Final Trailer)

The month of May will be a pretty loaded month movie-wise and what will bookend the month will be the newest installment in the X-Men series, X-Men: Apocalypse. If you would like to read my thoughts on any of the previous trailers, click here. When compared to the previous trailers, we still get your explosions and general destruction but there’s a little more here. Here we learn more about Apocalypse/En Sabah Nur (Oscar Isaac) and...