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Keith Noakes, Contributor at keithlovesmovies

The EIC of the coincidentally-named keithlovesmovies.com. A Canadian who prefers to get out of the cold and into the warmth of a movie theatre.
I Just Feel Old

I remember Windows 95 from when I was younger, not necessarily when it first came out because I was 5 after all but not that much later. It seemed perfectly normal to me at the time. It was slow, it made noise, but I was still patient with it. I must have been hard for me to wrap my head around the idea that they could be even faster than that. I still thought it...

Darth Maul: Apprentice

In my mind, one of the best things about the Star Wars prequel trilogy was the character of a Sith Apprentice named Darth Maul (Peter Serafinowicz). I thought he was pretty cool with his double-ended lightsaber (spoilers) but we never really got to know anything about him. After almost 17 years, we may have more now as some fans have went ahead and made their own film entitled Darth Maul: Apprentice. I will just say that...

Skin and Bone

I’ve always been a big fan of amateur films and amateur filmmaking. I don’t often get the chance to showcase a film while also supporting people that I know. I don’t really want to say too much more about the film as I feel like I would be giving it away. Just keep in mind that this is an amateur film and should be treated as such but I will say that it is better...

School Sucks (Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life Trailer)

I don’t think I would be alone in saying that school sometimes wasn’t easy for me. There have been many movies about schools. I can’t think of any movie that has accurately depicted what school is actually like since most films tend to glamorize it in such a way that it never seems realistic. This film doesn’t really speak to whether school is actually good or not but rather one where the audience (probably younger people...

Olympus Has Fallen Review

The unthinkable happens when heavily armed and highly trained terrorists launch a bold daytime attack on the White House. The building is overrun, and President Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart) and his staff are taken hostage. Luckily for Asher, former presidential security officer Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) is on the scene. With time running out, it’s up to Banning to locate Asher’s son Connor (Finley Jacobsen) before the extremists do and rescue the president before his...