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Keith Noakes, Contributor at keithlovesmovies

The EIC of the coincidentally-named keithlovesmovies.com. A Canadian who prefers to get out of the cold and into the warmth of a movie theatre.
Get Out of the Gutter (Hardcore Henry Trailer)

If you ever played a first-person video game and then thought to yourself that you would rather just watch. Your time has now come thanks to a new movie called Hardcore Henry, an action/sci-fi film told exclusively from the first-person perspective of a man named Henry. Henry, now resurrected from the death and has no memory, must discover his identity and save his wife from a warlord with a plan to bio-engineer soldiers.I am a big...

Valentine’s Day Thoughts

I understand that this is a little late but if you didn’t already know, today is Valentine’s Day. This normally a day when people who probably love each other spend time with one another, doing romantic-type things and/or just buying each other things in order to prove their love for one another. At least that’s what I believe happens since I don’t have much experience in the subject. Isn’t it obvious?

How To Be Single Review

There’s a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there’s Alice (Dakota Johnson). And Robin (Rebel Wilson). Lucy (Alison Brie). Meg (Leslie Mann). Tom (Anders Holm). David (Damon Wayans Jr.). New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in...

Deadpool Review

This is the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds), who after being subjected to a rogue experiment in order to combat suddenly developed cancer throughout his body leaves him with accelerated healing powers and his body gravely disfigured, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life, a man named...

Zoolander 2 Review

Once the world’s most famous male models, Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) are old news, in fact, they’re a source of amusement. The hottest supermodel on the circuit now is an androgynous-looking model who goes by the name of All (Benedict Cumberbatch). They’re disheartened, but that changes when they’re contacted by Interpol agent named Valentina (Penélope Cruz). She wants to recruit Derek and Hansel to help her find the criminal mastermind who is killing...